Have ye ever wanted to be sailin' through mysterious an' dangerous Caribbean seas? Do ye want to meet a lot of interesting people during yer travels? How about shootin' them scurvy dogs on sight?
If ye answer'd "yeah!" to any of these questions, then ye'll be more than welcome aboard the Crestwiggler! Our current vacancies are: shipboy. Might not sound all that lucrative, yea, but believe us, it's going to be a wild ride. Yo-ho-ho!